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It’s gotten really dark @nicheliotis

It’s gotten really dark @nicheliotis

The tambourine man haunts my dreams @murfmeyer #gentrify @ucbtheatreny

The tambourine man haunts my dreams @murfmeyer #gentrify @ucbtheatreny

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#Beautiful

#Beautiful

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The gayest fridge in Chelsea

The gayest fridge in Chelsea

What I Learned from My Sober July

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I had been drinking pretty often and decided to dry out for a bit. With the exception of one glass of wine, I drank no alcohol for the 31 days of July. Here’s what I learned…

Nothing.

connorratliff:

TWIN PEAKS: “The Missing Pieces”

I only own a blu-ray player so I could watch the new Twin Peaks box set, specifically so I could see the 90 minutes of deleted scenes from David Lynch’s prequel film, Fire Walk With Me.

First of all, this box set is great. The original episodes look awesome, and for the first time ever, they’ve included the “previously on” and “on the next Twin Peaks" segments, the latter of which were really an essential part of the series when it originally aired. (They start out fairly conventionally but by Season Two, they are increasingly cryptic little tone poems— snatches of audio that make no sense out of context played over a series of still images that reveal nothing. They are essentially spoiler-free teases that suit the mood of the series wonderfully.)

I haven’t pored over everything but I’ve read that the box set failed to include the Japanese coffee commercials that Lynch did after the series ended, which is I guess my only real complaint. I jokingly consider them canon— a Season 3 in miniature— and the official “end” to the Twin Peaks saga. 

But the main attraction here is The Missing Pieces, which is basically a Wake Up, Ron Burgandy-style feature film edited by David Lynch by cobbling together 90 minutes of the best scraps from FWWM.

How is it? Well, it doesn’t “wrap anything up” but I didn’t expect it to. What it does do is offer a return to Twin Peaks, and it revisits some characters I thought I’d never see again, and that’s more than any fan has any right to expect.

There is another special feature produced for this release that has Lynch interviewing the Palmer family in the present day, and while it is interesting, it also points out why you “can’t go home again.” Those fans clamoring for another season of Twin Peaks or another movie will find that the moment has probably passed. FWWM was really one last chance to grab some of that magic while those characters all looked and felt the same, and to return to that world now would probably offer diminishing returns. (Having said that, I still would wish to see the return of Agent Cooper in some form or another. Kyle MacLachlan is still awesome and seeing Old Cooper would be fun in any context. Am I contradicting myself? Perhaps.)

But that’s what is so great about The Missing Pieces: it is a chance to see some of these characters one last time, and there are some great moments. There are scenes with Andy and Lucy and Sheriff Truman here that would have been irrelevant to the main plot of FWWM, but are a delight to see here. It’s nice to see Pete and Josie and the old man from the bank who appeared in the series finale, arguing about wood. There is a scene with Leland Palmer arriving home at night that, had it been included in the film, would have been the single scariest scene in it. There is even a little more David Bowie, which is fun but still manages to make almost no sense to the viewer.

A handful of Twin Peaks actors opted not to appear in FWWM, and they probably would have been on the cutting room floor if they had. When the movie bombed and most of their fellow cast members were cut out, they probably breathed a sigh of relief that they weren’t involved, but I wonder if they now feel a twinge of regret that they aren’t a part of this final grace note for the world of Twin Peaks

I’ve never been a big fan of FWWM, though some people love it. For me, it was always a little too unpleasant— it took things that were left unspoken in the TV series and it put them front and center, and I felt like it lacked some of the mystery and wonder of the series. But I like a lot of its parts— the opening scenes with Chris Isaak and Kiefer Sutherland are great, and there are bits and pieces throughout that were enough to scratch the itch.

But in some ways, I think The Missing Pieces is more satisfying to me. It’s not a “movie” but it is an experience, and I think it functions like the endnotes in Infinite Jest— there is a lot there, and it illuminates what came before it. I feel like these are more than just outtakes or alternate versions, to be viewed as curios, these are now canon— these things happened and are part of the Twin Peaks story.

Just like that 3rd season where they drank a lot of Japanese coffee.

I need, I neeeed!

This little number just dropped. #handlettering #illos #design #magicalstuff

This little number just dropped. #handlettering #illos #design #magicalstuff

My lover, #BoMontez. Booty Shake. 11pm. MNN. #TCGS

My lover, #BoMontez. Booty Shake. 11pm. MNN. #TCGS

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thechrisgethardshow:


Hahaha!!! Hello, all you booty fiends. Bo Montez here. I’m all jazzed up to finally see my program, ShoutOutTV, hit that sweet primetime slot on MNN. For years they’ve been stashing me deep in the after dark hours, when only the sleaziest booty-hounds are awake. 
But tonight I’m bringing my tremendous train of dynamic posteriors to the 11 o’clock hour! There will be funky grooves! There will be dancing! And I will be showcasing more asses than an auction at an Apache mule farm! 
I want to thank Mr. Chris Gethard for hooking me up with his time slot. He’s always been a booty enthusiast, and from what I hear, he advocates eating more of them. I also must thank the Good Lord above for creating booty on the seventh day, right before He rested. Praise be the booty!
Lastly, I want to invite people of all races, genders, religions, sexual natures, etc. to join me this evening, live in the MNN studios, for what promises to be an extravagant display of derrière, a lavish look at luscious backsides, and a bombastic exhibition of booty!!!
Peace and love, and remember, Bo knows…booty.
Regards,
The Reverand Bo Montez Jr. 

We’re really excited to share our time slot with Bo Montez tonight. Tune in at 11pm EST to our livestream, and chat about booties!

thechrisgethardshow:

Hahaha!!! Hello, all you booty fiends. Bo Montez here. I’m all jazzed up to finally see my program, ShoutOutTV, hit that sweet primetime slot on MNN. For years they’ve been stashing me deep in the after dark hours, when only the sleaziest booty-hounds are awake. 

But tonight I’m bringing my tremendous train of dynamic posteriors to the 11 o’clock hour! There will be funky grooves! There will be dancing! And I will be showcasing more asses than an auction at an Apache mule farm! 

I want to thank Mr. Chris Gethard for hooking me up with his time slot. He’s always been a booty enthusiast, and from what I hear, he advocates eating more of them. I also must thank the Good Lord above for creating booty on the seventh day, right before He rested. Praise be the booty!

Lastly, I want to invite people of all races, genders, religions, sexual natures, etc. to join me this evening, live in the MNN studios, for what promises to be an extravagant display of derrière, a lavish look at luscious backsides, and a bombastic exhibition of booty!!!

Peace and love, and remember, Bo knows…booty.

Regards,

The Reverand Bo Montez Jr. 

We’re really excited to share our time slot with Bo Montez tonight. Tune in at 11pm EST to our livestream, and chat about booties!